Crazy Jam

When the cyclists is in town, this is what happens:



Stuck on one end, dead on the other.

Further down the road, I saw the traffic police blocked the road and no car could pass. The traffic was backed at least 10KM away.

IELTS

Couple of weeks ago I took me IELTS as part of my requirement for the Australian PR. We were suppose to be there by 8am, and we were frigging late getting out of the house.

It was an interesting experience to drive your pregnant wife from Kepong to KLCC (20KM drive) within 15 mins. I think we were more relaxed when we drove to the hospital for Isaac's delivery.

Anyway, when we got there (on time too), we saw this.



Holy moly. There were about 180 people taking the exam on the same day. Although there were 2 type of exams going on at the same time, i.e. General and Academic, most of the people there were taking the General exam. The former is for migration and later is for oversea university entry requirements .

Anyway, the result just came out and this is what I got.... Zeng1 zeng1 zeng1 zeng3.


I am actually very surprised with the result, as I could not understand how I would have fucked up my Writing section so badly. I wrote very very long, analytical, structured essays which I was very confident on.

Guess I had to buckle up my writing skills. More blogging, perhaps?

p/s For Australian PR purposes, they use the lowest score in any section. Means my final score is 7.0, not 8. That is just borderline passing mark. Hmm. We'll see how.

Bad Husband

Yes, it was time of the year for me to fuck up again. I forgot my wedding anniversary. Again. Which kinda makes it like every time since we got married.

And to make it worst, she gave me a great present:



Sorry for the crappy pic, but it's a Braun Buffel! My first real manly leather belt. No the pleather stuff that I had been wearing for ages.

I am really sorry dear! I will do better next time!

Very Cool Sun Servers

OK OK, pun intended with the title.

Anyway, we got these 2 loaner units for a customer PoC that we are doing for Hyper-V and System Center Virtual Machine Manager.

This is the first time we have encountered any servers other than Dell, HP and IBM, so we had to take a look inside! Check out the wicked 16 banks of ECC RAMs with their own heat sinks!



And the slot load optical drive!



No wonder these babies won the best 1U rack server of the year award! Visually, it can almost rival the XServe. Almost.

Now all is left for us to harness these powers... is to find me some damn power/KVM cords and power them up!

Golden Apple

Well well, just after I put up my previous post, I found out that the new PolyBook is the new Golden Apple of the year. I'm a darn fraking genius.

Read all about it here => http://www.lowendmac.com/ed/ms-geek/09msgk/golden-apples.html

New Poly MacBook is Here!

I think it's the best time ever for Malaysian companies to make the switch to Mac!

Check it out => http://www.apple.com/my/macbook/white/

For RM3,699 it's practically the same thing as my RM6,606 aluminum MacBook, sans the metal of course. The previous MacBook was priced RM200 less, but now you got double the RAM and extra oomph in the graphics department!

Plus, I've been laughing away since the Konflicker debacle started :)

Choco

Joey and I came across this chocolate centric "coffee" house in 1 Utama, while trying to get Iz some new year clothes.

It's called theobroma Chocolate Lounge.

Joey, as the resident coffee addict, decided to go against convention and ordered their flat white:



Hmm - failed attempt at Coffee art. Although the cup was interesting though:



All their choco drinks has very pussy names, like Snow White, Fair Lady and Ms Coco. I decided to have the latter, with the derivative version of Mocha Frappe.



I've got to say, it's absolutely the best choco Frappe that I ever had! The Belgian dark choco was with the right bitter taste, and I can feel the choco bits melting as I am writting this.

Great stuff - well recommended. Ms. Coco Mocha Frappe for RM12.50, which I think is a fair price compared to the rubbish that Coffee Bean/Starbucks is charging me for.

Googled them and apparently they are Australian based. Here's their web site > http://theobroma.com.au/

Popeye’s Chicken and Biscuit

Before you feel violated, by expecting a positive food blog entry, turn away now.

I warned you.

So we discovered that there is a new American fast food chain that just opened their virgin branch in Malaysia, we had to try it for lunch. You all know that how much I love American fast food, Wendy’s being my current supa-favorite.

It’s located at TTDI, just across of the KFC. What irony. Some more 3 doors away from KFC, there’s a Ayamas outlet.

Back to the story, was eager to try out their wares, so I splurged and decided to add on their RM5.99 Cajun Fries.

And this is what I got for my 6 Smackeroos :

* My finger there for size comparison.

It’s very little for RM6 la wei! I even purposely asked the manager “Is this all the fries I get for RM6?”, and I got a murmur back as an answer. The fries tastes just like A&W’s curly fries, or McD’s twister fries. Just straight. (not gay?)

TMD. I haven’t even mention how slow the queue was. It took me 20 mins just to wait for 2 group of people in front of my to complete their orders. Come on la, this is not Wendy’s where they build the burgers from ground up. These are just god-damn-pre-fried-chickens, OK!

More disappointment for the rest of the guys:

9 pieces of “succulent” shrimps for RM9.90. They are so tiny that my zits are bigger than them.

Then, this is their version of “mashed potato”:

Notice the garlic in the not-so-brown brown sauce. Where got people use garlic as an ingredient for Mash!? Don’t get me wrong, I love garlic, but not in everything OK!

And even the main attraction, which are the fried chicken and “biscuits” are just plain so so only. The chicken was a bit dry, and the “biscuits” are just very very salty scone. Beats me why they choose to call them “biscuits”.

Now come the worst part, look at all the paper products wasted. Why did they have to put a piece of wax paper on every dish? Not environmentally friendly at all.

Here’s the bill, and proof of how much the fries cost:

WIR? No thank you. Sekali cukup. Unless I hear some more good reviews from other bloggers.

有錢人

就講一講有錢人和窮人的區別。

窮人不奮鬥就會餓死。 有錢人奮鬥是怕別人講他們等分家產，所以就表面意思意思用老子的本錢“自己”做生意當做是奮鬥。

窮人駕爛車是因為買不起好車。 有錢人不駕名貴車是怕被打槍或綁票。

窮人得知老婆懷孕時，煩惱的是牛奶錢，怕養不起眾孩子們。有錢人得知老婆懷孕時，煩惱的是怕眾孩子們長大了會槍家產。

別誤會，我不是在批評有錢人，而是開始體會到有錢人也一樣同窮人有煩惱，只是性質不一樣罷了。

感慨。

簡體字

「隻」簡化變「只」，如果有人說：「我養的豬只會吃青菜。」

是豬也會吃青菜的意思？還是牠是具有佛性的豬，於是只吃青菜？

「幹」、「乾」簡化後都是「干」，如果有天我當了書店員工，

看到一本小說叫《我干妹妹的故事》，干是動詞？還是形容詞？

我怎麼知道要把它擺進情色文學區？還是青春小說區？





「麵」簡化變「面」，如果我不小心英雄救美，美人不好意思開口道謝，

於是她用簡體字寫了紙條：「为了感谢你，我下面给你吃。」

我實在分不出來她是親切還是淫蕩？萬一我會錯意就完了。

From http://jht.pixnet.net/blog/post/9096213

Look At What I Got!

Just like all the reviews said, Win7 is pretty solid for a Beta 1 build. I really like the new UI changes, because it is moving nearer to the usability of OS X :)

80s

If you are like me, who watched a lot of broadcast TV when you were young, then you would have probably remembered stuffs like:

• The Incredible Hulk (not the movie)
  
• AirWolf
• Thunderbirds
• Planet of the Apes (again, not the movie)
• Time Tunnel
  

So there was this very (sexually) awkward Sci-Fi movie/TV show that has been on my mind for the longest time, and I could not find it, until today.




And here is the Google Video link of the ENTIRE 1980 movie => http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3536993421073315692&ei=5TpXSYGeEYe0wgPD3-lw&q=brave+new+world

Or if you prefer to watch it here, it's embedded down below.

It is indeed still one of the most morally disturbing movie I have watched when I was young. Maybe still is.

Enjoy! (getting brained fucked, that is.)

F.U.D.

If you have been to any Microsoft compete seminars, you would have definitely heard of the term F.U.D. (see Wikipedia entry here), which stands for:

Fear - people are scared of things that they do not understand
Uncertainty - plant ideas that the future is "uncertain", or question one's belief in the future
Doubt - plan old negative comments can go a long way

I am very surprised that there are many people around me injecting FUD into me when I talk about migration to Australia. Common FUDs are:

Fear - Have you lived in Australia? Do you know how old is the winter? The summer there is hotter than Malaysia, can your children take it?

Uncertainty - Do you think you can hold a job? Will your job pay enough for your family? What about the economy situation?

Doubt - I don't think you will fit into their society/culture. Can you really leave your parents behind? I have seen many family regret but cannot move back to Malaysia. If you burn all your bridges (put all your savings into it), you will regret for the rest of your life when it does not work out.

Well, I say, thanks for the all the FUD information, it is valuable because I do know that these are things that I need to consider/make preparations for, but this will make me even stronger.

Nokia Part Deux

So I went back to SS2 to show the guy that it was indeed was a lemon. But as part of routine, the sales guy Alex still wanted to update the firmware. Yes, there was a high version jump (4.x to 5.x), but the wait (almost 1 hour) was in vein, as the problem immediately pop up.

So I told him that a one to one swap is in order, since the phone is new, but he insisted that I should bring back the box for the exchange, because there was a serial number at the side. Sigh.

An hour later, showed up with the box, gave me a new unit, which is still the old 4.x firmware. Played around, and the camera function seems OK. Matter a fact, the sliding function is much more solid than the previous 3 units he showed me. Insisted that he upload the latest firmware (there quite a bit of UI change), which he grudgingly did.

I was curious what software he uses to do the upload, and I asked for a copy. Alex was shell shocked and said that it's only for Nokia "authorized dealers" only. Incidentally, there was this brochure in front of his counter and it was showing the Nokia Software Update.

So I picked it up, and showed it to Alex, and he was scrutinizing it thoroughly. When I asked him whether that was the same software he was using, and he said "NO".

TMD KKN CCB. I took a peek at his screen, and true enough, it's the same software => Nokia Software Update.

So guys, be weary of those cock talking mobile phone salesperson.

『焦急』

Copied from http://jht.pixnet.net/blog/post/10952003

其實我也沒有太與眾不同，起碼唸初二之前，我覺得大家都一樣。

直到有一天國文老師把我叫到跟前，告訴我：

「蔡同學，請你解釋一下這段話的意思。」

那是我寫的一篇作文，裡頭有一段：

「我跟朋友約好坐八點的火車去看電影，可是時間快到了，他還沒來。

　我像是正要拉肚子的人徘徊在廁所內有某個人的廁所外面般地焦急。」





我跟老師解釋說，我很焦急，就像拉肚子想上廁所，但廁所內有人。

「你會不會覺得用這些字形容『焦急』，太長了些？」老師微笑地說。

我低頭想了一下，改成：

「我像是正要拉肚子的人徘徊於有人的廁所外面般地焦急。」





老師好像呼出一口氣，試著讓自己心情平靜。然後再問：

「你會不會覺得用另一種方式形容『焦急』，會比較好？」

我想想也對。突然想起老師曾教過詩經上的句子：

「關關雎鳩，在河之洲；窈窕淑女，君子好逑。」

於是我又改成：「我拉肚子，想上廁所；廁所有人，於是焦急。」





「啪」的一聲，老師拍了桌子，提高音量問：

「你還是不知道哪裡出錯了嗎？」

『是……是不是忘了押韻呢？』我小心翼翼地回答。

老師倏地站起身，大聲責罵：

「笨蛋！形容焦急該用『熱鍋上的螞蟻』啊！我沒教過嗎？」

『熱鍋上的螞蟻只是焦急而已……』我因為害怕，不禁小聲地說：

『可是……可是我這樣的形容還有心情很幹的意思。』

「竟然還講髒話！去跟國語推行員交五塊錢罰款！」

老師將被他弄歪的桌子扶正，手指外面：

「然後到走廊去罰站！」

Nokia is not Motorola

So I got Joey a Nokia 6600 slide as a replacement for her aging Motorola SLVR, also known as L7. Not that it broke or anything like that, but she was taking more videos and pictures with it, and the VGA camera is really showing it's age. Not to mentioned the choppy vids that it take (15fraps?).

But we managed to crash the Nokia every time we take a picture. It seems like either the shutter or the zoom function is broken, and whenever we try to engage those functions, it would result in the phone crashing.

I hope that my unit is a lemon unit, and this is not a design fault, as Joey likes the phone, in general. I am going to bring it to the Nokia Care Center and let's see what they have to say.

So I made a case video to prove it. Do let me know what you guys think of it:

Pretentious

Back to the new Honda City again, and the 2 things that I majorly did not like:

1. The smaller, yet fatter steering wheel. Almost hinting at a sports wheel, and
2. The peddle shift/S-mode.

To me, Honda's trying to hard to make City into something that it is not. It's like those people who stick in a hugh ass spoiler on their Wira, insinuating that Wira is a sporty car, which in fact it is not.

Don't get me wrong, as I mentioned before, I do like the City as a family car. But it's just being too pretentious.

Scary Weather

This is what I saw on my way back from the house.



Another shot from my floor:



These weather phenomenons sure get more apocalyptic year after year.

EOS 5D Mark II Support!

Wow, that was fast. The Mark II is barely out and Apple already has released the iPhoto and Aperture RAW support!

Honda City Test Drive

So Corra, Andy, Kevin and I went to the Honda-Mofaz showroom next to LDP to check out the brand new Honda City. Lucky that I called ahead and manage to get a test drive slot booked.

The queue for the test drive was still maddening, as for some lame reason that there was only one car and all the salesperson were jumping their queues. All in all, it took us about an hour before it came our turn.

So Corra started the test drive, from the showroom towards TTDI. Then came my turn, and of course, I had to use the S-mode. So I expected the drive to be similiar to a manual drive, and that sure didn't happen. I put my foot down, and the engine rev-ed up rather slowly. Shifting from 2 to 3 was unsatisfying at all, as I find myself constantly downshifted to get more power, then to lose the torque when I shifted up to 3. Then had to shift down to 2 again.

Maybe it was because the car was loaded to the brim (3 lads and 2 girls), but I am very sure that everytime I pulled on the peddle shift, it takes about 0.5 to 1 second before it kicked in.

So I was driving pretty aggresively from TTDI back to the showroom, and at the very last turn (a left on the flyover), I got really scared. Pretty sure I was going to lose traction and crash. My heart practically jumped out of my skin.

In conclusion, I had my expectation put up too much. I have Honda to blame a bit for that, as cramming in the "S-mode" and peddle shift is suppose to scream "drive me aggresively!". Maybe it's too hyped up, and they should have kept it what it is suppose to be. Which is an unexciting, B segment, small family car. Which translate into safe driving, sufficient boot space, and 2 little children, and no more.

Anyway, I have decided that a B segment car is not for me. I need something bigger, more stable on the highway, a proper family far. D segment is more like it. I guess it's back to my original plan, the Cefiro 3.0 1999.